Ass me again why I like hiking
The things you see in nature
Guinness world record sausage swallowing
Why are you looking
Dr’s orders
Are you sure this will help with my sore throat dr?
Excuse me
I’d like to ass you a few questions.
Flash drive not working
I would drive to see this flash
It is not raining
This may look like a sex scene in the rain but it is actually 100 men nutting on her from above
Enjoy the view
Life is short, enjoy the view while you are still alive
Sending signs
I think she is trying to tell me something
selfie story: My Girl Friend
Message with selfie submission:
I am not the girl holding the phone. that is my friend.
Was my friend…
I like girls. she likes guys. I knew this.
One drunken night I confessed my love to her. The next day she had unfriended me on facebook and is ignoring my calls.
Major mistake.
For all you lesbians out there…
DO NOT HIT ON YOUR STRAIGHT FRIENDS!!!
They will hate you for it.
End message.
