Message with selfie:
Hello, I am Jennifer Lopez’s ass. I control J-lo and always have.
People think Jenny has the perfect butt, but in fact the perfect butt has Jenny.
Confused yet? Let me explain.
I come from an alien planet where we are born as just a floating ass, with telepathic abilities.
After learning how popular asses are on earth we evolved to generate a human like body to fit in on your planet.
I have formed a being you now know as Jennifer Lopez, or Jenny from the fucking block.
Millions of you worship me. Worship the ass on J-lo. but now you know the truth and soon millions of asses will descend on earth to take over and annihilate all humans controlling their asses until it is only asses controlling their humans.
Good day to you. I SAID GOOD DAY!
End message
