Message with selfie:
Last year of high school (18 years old) I send my boyfriend this topless selfie.
Little do I know he really doesn’t give a fuck about me and shares the pic with all his friends.
They give me the nickname pepperoni nipples. But don’t tell me.
So every time I show up at a party they all start talking about ordering a pepperoni pizza, and laughing, and i never knew why.
Years later I run into asshole ex at a bar and he tells me the whole story.
While guess what asshole.
I’m proud of my pepperoni nipples.
And you are not getting another slice of this pizza.
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