Author: The Adult

Did you know, you burn more calories

if you exercise with your tits out.

running away from your problems.

Or I’ll belt you in the face.

me enjoying your boobs.

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“Oh, that’s what that is”

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“I’m on my way”

And by bedtime I mean 5 of the best minutes of my life.

And then bedtime.

Two kangaroos viciously attack each other.

Army training was brutal.

You have won an endless supply of nuts on your chin.

Enjoy.

I like my adult movies from a distance.

I just asked if you knew what time it was.