Author: The Adult

Message with selfie:

Here in the trailer park you are nothing without tits.

You can be the best dick sucker around but you still aint shit if you aint got them tits.

So I’m like.. Whats a girl gotta do to get some fake boobs around here?

Aint no man around here rich enough besides the damn landlord of the trailer park. and that mutha fucka’s a straight up pedo file (pronounced peedo file).

So how did I afford these lovely big fake boobs you see in this selfie?

I’m a bank robber!

Thats right!

Catch me if you can coppers.

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