Anal treatment
Author: The Adult
Water balloons
Not how to fill water balloons
Christina Ricci fake nipples
Christina’s fake nipples almost look real.
I dream
I drem of Eva Green. (did i already say that?) not enough times. Eva is almost as good as Nicole Kidman. the one and only true God supreme being
Perky personality
You lazy bum
Despite being famous and having a great ass,
Charlize Theron has become homeless.
We know Alyssa Milano
Enough already. We know Alyssa Milano has nice tits.
selfie story. Naked but non nude
Message with selfie:
My friend thinks I’m a whore for posting selfie pictures of my pussy online.
She sleeps over at my house one night and for fun I tell her I am about to snap a selfie of my pussy for the interwebs.
This is the result.
End message
Adriana Lima bean
in my dreams
Alien teeth whitening
Stroke tentacle then leave on teeth for 30 minutes.