Author: The Adult

I said bigger than my fuckin head!

Give us your best look.

Message with selfie:

This message is from the daughter on the right in this picture. The blondey holding the camera is my mommy. For real.

Growing up in Russia we were poor. Very poor.

Now we are rich. Very rich. Continue reading selfie story. Mother daughter make money

If you didn’t hear the news.

Britney Spears accidentally  slipped off the stage  at her latest concert and a massive metal pole easily slipped into her oversized vagina

Abigail Ratchford was asked by an angry feminist how she can be such a whore. Her answer was “I did it for America”

I fear Trish Stratus will smother me to death in a wrestling match with her fake boobs.

Halle Berry sends private twerking video to boyfriend and he sends it to world star 15 seconds later.