Author: The Adult

And we listen with our dicks.

This alien lures you in with her naked tits.

And then eats all your children, before they can be born.

Hurry up and nut on her face before she goes to sleep and you go to jail Bill Cosby style. Hummm Jello pudding on her face.

apparently this is Laura Marano. No idea who that is.

Yall women know what the fuck you are doing adjusting those titties. And thanks for the show.

Quick pick one dick to lick

This is not Jennifer Lawrence. It is an alien clone sent to do her dirty work. Work those dirty tits alien Jennifer.

Literally

Laugh, but Brenda lost her eye in a tragic cumshot accident