Author: The Adult

You are now a poodle

Look

Closer

Pardon me ladies

I am a billionaire.

Pretending to be a homeless man for an experiment.

Shall we fuck?

Now that I found you

I can never let you go.

Make me look like I’ve been stung by one thousand bees.

What is even real anymore

Please don’t do this again.

Here comes my girlfriend.