Author: The Adult

Fast forward.

Near fatal accident when woman slips on wet floor.

The hippo speeds through the water with little effort for such a large creature.

She is bouncing with excitement as she crosses the finish line.

Naked hula hoop dancing. Sausage swallowing.  And Magic.

And your shirt

Michael Jackson is back.

And he

is a she.

You have earned $3.79 for showing your boobs.

Do better.

This is how you make soup.