Beware! 2 girls selling car washes.
Doing a shit job.
Author: The Adult
A grey dress attitude
Egregious attitude.
(that was a long stretch, the longest stretch known to man)
Washing of the brain
Nike brain wash campaign.
Look right now
Look right, now.
Stairway from heaven
selfie story. Blind eye
Message with selfie:
Sent this topless selfie to my man.
He says I look pregnant, so
I have decided to stab him in the eye.
Just not sure if I should use a fork or a corkscrew?
End message
Hyper clean
Now wash my tongue.
Life lesson
Get private lessons.
Happy help
Two girls removing unhappiness.
You’ll bounce back
You always do.