Ma boobs need more lotion
Lotion
Author: The Adult
Hands free bottle opener
Do you know any party tricks?
Get me a bottle of jack daniels.
update to a classic
One of the adult blogs favorite all time posts has been UPDATED!
Take a look at Cum targets: Young, dumb and tongue
BUT! You can fly
You can fly, but
Every time you fly, indoor or outdoor, a cloud instantly forms above you and starts raining piss on you. if you have an umbrella the piss cloud is under the umbrella pissing stinky piss on you.
selfy story: This one cost $5000
Message with selfie submission:
Good day you fucks. Probly dumb ugly fuck reading this.
Oh you mad now? I can make it all better.
Look at my perfect boob. Thats right. just one boob. A $5000 boob. $10,000 boob job. just one $5000 boob for you.
You fuck.
End message
Imagine you saw
Imagine you saw a woman as hot as Emily here sporting under boob like this out in public. What would you do besides get your camera out?
Your Grandmother
Shower thoughts
How weird would it be to have some big ass titties hanging off of your chest and people stare at them all day – a man
BUT! I have perfect boobs
I have perfect boobs, but…
every time you look at them you go blind for 5 minutes
Christmas came early
Hank and Sally’s Christmas card was great this year.
