Author: The Adult

Make a little

 

mess in my pants.

LOL

Not a bad way to die

If a boob bounces in the bathroom

She is not sitting on the chair.

She is the chair.

Backstage harassment

 Emily Ratajkowski

The perfect ass, but…..

goat feet.

 

Don’t act surprised bitch.

You brought the Meth.

One girl loves you.

One girl hates you.

Girl rents boobs as pillows.

Everyone sleeps better.