Author: The Adult

Message with selfie.

I may be dead by the time you read this.

Doctor says my ass is going to explode from all the left over McDonald’s french fry oil I have had injected into my butt

So my main question for yall is…

How much bigger you think I should go?

Till it explode?

Ya that’s what I was thinking too.

End Message

Message with selfie submission:

My name is Sam. I do not hide my identity. But I damn sure hide my face.

Daddy says an ugly face can ruin a great body. but not the other way around.

So I take nude selfies of myself and strategically crop my face out of the pictures.

End message.