Nay, I will not make horse noises!
Author: The Adult
selfie story. Just a picture
Message with selfie:
Hey yall, texas gal here, So my bf took me out for dinner for valentines day, bout me flowers, chocolate and this teddie bear. All I gave him was this sexy selfie pic to look at when I’m not around (and a blow job).
Pretty sure that trumps any material gifts I could have ever bought. He was happy.
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Christina Ricci. GIF Collection
Please eat
No appetite?
Need a reason to eat?
Here you go.
3D Me
Future tech lets you become 3d in a 3d world.
Wait…
Disappearing towel
This girl has a party trick everyone can love.
selfie story. Get to the point
Message with selfie:
Look at the shape of the bottom of my mug.
Now look at the shape of the bottom of my boob.
Now look at the shape of your life.
You’re pathetic.
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selfie story. My birthday
Message with selfie.
I hope my idiot ex boyfriend sees this.
With the clown for 4 years and he gets me crotchless panties for my birthday.
Almost better than the year before when he got me nothing because he had no job and I was paying his rent. At least steal some flowers or something.
Anyways broke up with his broke ass. let my new boyfriend fuck me in the crotch less panties.
The circle of life is complete.
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selfie story. Unfunny joke
Message with selfie
We all get drunk, get naked and take selfies.
We joke about the 3 of us making 1 man very very happy one night.
But the way the men are these days (clowns) we also joke about becoming lesbians.
Funny how the joke isn’t funny anymore.
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