Author: The Adult

A lesbian, that is.

Hard to believe a “how to take a bath class”

could be so popular

I never touched her.

“smile for the internet”

This is actually an alien trying to communicate with you.

The skirt finally stood up for itself.

Pickle sandwich in a bun with mayo.

The new Boob bot 3000 seemed perkier than previous models.

Britney looks good

FOR A ROBOT!