Category: Naked humor

If a boob bounces in the bathroom

She is not sitting on the chair.

She is the chair.

Backstage harassment

 Emily Ratajkowski

The perfect ass, but…..

goat feet.

 

Don’t act surprised bitch.

You brought the Meth.

One girl loves you.

One girl hates you.

Girl rents boobs as pillows.

Everyone sleeps better.

 

You caught me by surprise. I was just…

What was I doing?

No pants on after 8.

If you want to stay up late.

She wasn’t twerking

Her ass shakes when she’s nervous