Category: Naked humor

WAS A HOE!

How weird would it be to have some big ass titties hanging off of your chest and people stare at them all day – a man

Hank and Sally’s Christmas card was great this year.

Hands free escape. Boobs from a shirt.

AMAZING!

When you are whatever you want to be in Virtual Reality with a body suit that feels better than real life. Having sex with perfect 10’s. Food transported to your home instantly.

Why go outside?

This new alien creature is invading earth and considered EXTREMELY dangerous

HOW DOES IT TASTE?!?!

If your new lady friend tells you to come in the bedroom and she is waiting like this…

She is READY TO FUCK!

Fresh into legality todays clam chowder reminds us of our youth. Ate so many fresh young clams. MMmmmm delicious

Being a social porn star and only fans model is a legitimate career choice these days. DAD!