Category: Naked humor

This is all they sold.

Did you know, you burn more calories

if you exercise with your tits out.

running away from your problems.

Or I’ll belt you in the face.

me enjoying your boobs.

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“Oh, that’s what that is”

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“I’m on my way”

And by bedtime I mean 5 of the best minutes of my life.

And then bedtime.

Army training was brutal.

Two kangaroos viciously attack each other.

You have won an endless supply of nuts on your chin.

Enjoy.

I like my adult movies from a distance.