Message with selfie.

Would a good mother put a selfie of her tits on the internet?

Good mother!

You’re welcome.

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Message with selfie:

You may think this is a selfie of a girl’s boobs in a bars bathroom.

It is not.

It is actually a  selfie of a girl’s boobs in a bars bathroom WITH the bathroom attendant in the background.

Every working bar bathroom attendant in my city…

I HAVE A SELFIE WITH YOU!

And you look unhappy, like you smell piss for a living.

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Message with selfie:

Want fake boobs?

But don’t have the money!   🙁

The way my friend and I did it was…

Turned 18, went to strip club, fucked the owner, fucked his friends, got fake boobs, spent the last 5 years paying them off with the “extra’s” I offer during the private dances.

What I learned…

Worth it!

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Message with Selfie:

Hi. I am Kim

Been doing cocaine for years. Fake boobs are a guarantee to free coke all night. Sure you have to show your tits and deal with some groping but FREE COCAINE! Recently turned 19 and started smoking crack . Got cracked out one night, talking to some guy, and at first I thought he was talking about some kind of magic trick, but I quickly learned what he meant when he said “Ya the magic trick is, you make this dick disappear”

So I was always chubby until I got into coke. The weight just vanished after I started my day with some cocaine for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I see all these stupid ladies in the gym and I think for the price of a gym membership you could get some cocaine!

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Message with selfie:

Start stripping.

That’s smart stripping.

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