Message with selfie.
Would a good mother put a selfie of her tits on the internet?
Good mother!
You’re welcome.
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Category: Selfie stories
Sexy selfie’s with strange stories.
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selfie story. Bar star
Message with selfie:
You may think this is a selfie of a girl’s boobs in a bars bathroom.
It is not.
It is actually a selfie of a girl’s boobs in a bars bathroom WITH the bathroom attendant in the background.
Every working bar bathroom attendant in my city…
I HAVE A SELFIE WITH YOU!
And you look unhappy, like you smell piss for a living.
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selfie story. Work smart
Message with selfie:
Want fake boobs?
But don’t have the money! 🙁
The way my friend and I did it was…
Turned 18, went to strip club, fucked the owner, fucked his friends, got fake boobs, spent the last 5 years paying them off with the “extra’s” I offer during the private dances.
What I learned…
Worth it!
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selfie story. Blow body
Message with Selfie:
Hi. I am Kim
Been doing cocaine for years. Fake boobs are a guarantee to free coke all night. Sure you have to show your tits and deal with some groping but FREE COCAINE! Recently turned 19 and started smoking crack . Got cracked out one night, talking to some guy, and at first I thought he was talking about some kind of magic trick, but I quickly learned what he meant when he said “Ya the magic trick is, you make this dick disappear”
So I was always chubby until I got into coke. The weight just vanished after I started my day with some cocaine for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I see all these stupid ladies in the gym and I think for the price of a gym membership you could get some cocaine!
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selfie story. Smart stripping
Message with selfie:
Start stripping.
That’s smart stripping.
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