Mam you are under arrest.
Stay still while I put these cuffs in you
I mean on you.
Under cover agent
Invisible cup
In my hand, she says,
I am cupping your invisible balls.
I think its going good
Invited my tinder date over for a beer.
Come back from the kitchen…
“Would you mind if I document this with a picture?”
selfie story. Who’s butt is butter?
Message with selfie submission:
Good day fuckos!
I am the twin with the pink phone.
Me and my sister like to party, get drunk, sniff a little coke and take naked pictures.
We have a question for you…
Who’s butt is butter?
End message
Back on the market
Grandpa died
Grandma got a boob job and is now on tinder
What a world we live in
3rd times a charm
This is my 3rd mail order bride
Don’t ask me what happened to the other two
Back before the soul sacrifice
This is a picture of Katy before she sold her soul for fame and money and went insane like her friend Britney
Creatures
What strange creatures us humans have become
I have payed
selfie story. Son of Satan
Message with selfie submission:
Hello TAB!
So I was drunk and horny at a satanist party.
I was like “I’d totally fuck Satan”
They’re like “We can Summon Satan”
Long story short. I get fucked by Satan in front of a room full of satanists
and now I’m pregnant with the son of Satan.
End message.
