Fast forward.
Oh damn
Here comes my girlfriend.
Not enjoyable
Please don’t do this again.
selfie story. Did it for Tom
Message with selfie:
I’m in love with Tom Cruise. Fuck Katy Holmes.
Going to get Scientology. Go clear.
Marry Tom and make Scientology babies.
Hail Zorkon!
End message
Girl almost dies
Near fatal accident when woman slips on wet floor.
Graceful giants
The hippo speeds through the water with little effort for such a large creature.
Remove all doubt
And your shirt
My talents include
Naked hula hoop dancing. Sausage swallowing. And Magic.
Ladies marathon winner
She is bouncing with excitement as she crosses the finish line.
Do better
You have earned $3.79 for showing your boobs.
Do better.