You wear that well.
More than a kiss
Eye contact
Do you have it?
But my butt
Is better than your butt.
You make good points
Google drop box
Better cleavage
The earth is flat
The spinning test proves the earth is
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Fake celebrity
I am no doctor. hER NIpples are fake
selfie story. Truth full joke
Message with selfie:
I have tits and a dick, you are welcome.
I go on dates as a woman and then I make a joke.
Something like: “Oh you think I’m pretty, thank you<, I have a cock, hahahha” and then I change the subject. Not one man has asked me if I have a dick.
When it comes time for sex, I say i’m on my rag but I will suck dick.
Am I a superhero?
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