Well you really are too kind mam sharing this beautiful round symmetrical gift of your ass crack hanging out of your pants every time you bend over just a little. 2005 was a good year.
Woman gives away free crack
Long distance shot
This years long distance cum shot winner puts nut butter on his girlfriends face from a stunning 18 feet 4 inches.
Lotion
Ma boobs need more lotion
Hands free bottle opener
Do you know any party tricks?
Get me a bottle of jack daniels.
update to a classic
One of the adult blogs favorite all time posts has been UPDATED!
Take a look at Cum targets: Young, dumb and tongue
BUT! You can fly
You can fly, but
Every time you fly, indoor or outdoor, a cloud instantly forms above you and starts raining piss on you. if you have an umbrella the piss cloud is under the umbrella pissing stinky piss on you.
selfy story: This one cost $5000
Message with selfie submission:
Good day you fucks. Probly dumb ugly fuck reading this.
Oh you mad now? I can make it all better.
Look at my perfect boob. Thats right. just one boob. A $5000 boob. $10,000 boob job. just one $5000 boob for you.
You fuck.
End message
Imagine you saw
Imagine you saw a woman as hot as Emily here sporting under boob like this out in public. What would you do besides get your camera out?
Your Grandmother
WAS A HOE!
Shower thoughts
How weird would it be to have some big ass titties hanging off of your chest and people stare at them all day – a man