
Now she could be twice as evil.

Now she could be twice as evil.

Trying to inflate my ego

Nay, I will not make horse noises!

Message with selfie:
Hey yall, texas gal here, So my bf took me out for dinner for valentines day, bout me flowers, chocolate and this teddie bear. All I gave him was this sexy selfie pic to look at when I’m not around (and a blow job).
Pretty sure that trumps any material gifts I could have ever bought. He was happy.
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No appetite?
Need a reason to eat?
Here you go.

Future tech lets you become 3d in a 3d world.
Wait…

This girl has a party trick everyone can love.

Message with selfie:
Look at the shape of the bottom of my mug.
Now look at the shape of the bottom of my boob.
Now look at the shape of your life.
You’re pathetic.
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Message with selfie.
I hope my idiot ex boyfriend sees this.
With the clown for 4 years and he gets me crotchless panties for my birthday.
Almost better than the year before when he got me nothing because he had no job and I was paying his rent. At least steal some flowers or something.
Anyways broke up with his broke ass. let my new boyfriend fuck me in the crotch less panties.
The circle of life is complete.
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