I have perfect boobs, but…
every time you look at them you go blind for 5 minutes
I have perfect boobs, but…
every time you look at them you go blind for 5 minutes
Hank and Sally’s Christmas card was great this year.
Message with selfie submission:
Hey yall. I’m broke as fuck and need money.
I’m also a virgin. 18 years old.
Virginity auction starts now. highest bid wins. Go
End message
Hands free escape. Boobs from a shirt.
AMAZING!
When you are whatever you want to be in Virtual Reality with a body suit that feels better than real life. Having sex with perfect 10’s. Food transported to your home instantly.
Why go outside?
This new alien creature is invading earth and considered EXTREMELY dangerous
Message with selfie submission:
I am rich. When I was 13 my father opened a bank account for me with $100k in it. He told me his love for me was like this bank account he will never let it run out of money no matter how much I spend.
Your fathers love for you is also like your bank account. Father and love is not there and neither is the money.
Good day
End message
Entry one is allowed. Nature has naturally exposed her ass crack. And even if the ass crack exposure for a picture was planned. Still allowed!
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This type of ass crack WILL NOT be accepted.
The reason is it is the whole ass. Clearly a girl mooning the camera. No chance of natures involvement and not what we consider a candidate for a 10 out of 10 Smokin Crack Ass Crack
Todays ass crack contestant offers mother nature at work.
The element water. combined with motion, force and gravity. All working together to lower her bikini bottoms and present her fantastic ass crack.
Bonus points for the tramp stamp lower back tattoo.
The first entry in our smokin crack category.
Feel free to comment with a ranking from 1 to 10. 10 being best
HOW DOES IT TASTE?!?!