If your new lady friend tells you to come in the bedroom and she is waiting like this…
She is READY TO FUCK!
Are you ready?
Meal of the day: Young clam chowder
Fresh into legality todays clam chowder reminds us of our youth. Ate so many fresh young clams. MMmmmm delicious
Flash sale: 6 bare bums for 6 dollars
Thats right just one dollar for each bare ass. Six dollars for all six asses.
Here is a ten dollar bill. Keep the change.
Future career choice
Being a social porn star and only fans model is a legitimate career choice these days. DAD!
Itchy and Scratchy
selfie story: Best girlfriend ever!
Message with selfie:
Hi TAB! I thought I’d send in a selfie and a message to all the ladies that might read this:
Here is how to be the best girlfriend in the whole wide world.
If fucking makes men happy. And having happy friends and family makes you happier. Then If I fuck my boyfriends friends and family he will be very very happy!
Just make sure they all wear condoms. You are welcome ladies.
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You are so disgusting
Staring at this young girls cleavage like she is some sort of sex object. Have you no shame
For sale. 5 asians and 1 white girl flashing boobs
First available for sale is this pretty in pink asian youngster. She says shhhh. not becuase she will keep the sex secret. no. she will keep the secret you have a tiny dick
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Next for sale is this asian brain surgeon. who also has tremendous beg fluffy soft and pokable boobs. She also may have a penis. Sold as is
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Next naughty Asian girl flashing for sale is dressed like a school girl. But is old enough to have fake boobs so must be old enough for what ever you are purchasing her for.
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This Asian stunner will not be sold for less than $10.00. thats right ten dollars is a high ask but will be well worth your money. Purchase today
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Now for those who don’t want their new asian toy to think too much, the brainless but boob full babe will do as told happily and stupidly
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a WHITE GIRL flashing??? in an All Asian flash sale???? what is this blasphemy. Well she has an Asian step father and she says he put a little Asian in her and even speaks a little mandarin
Just comment which you would like to purchase and I will send you billing and ownership documents.
selfie story. Stop being a witch
Message with selfie:
If I wanted to I could cast a spell on you that makes your dick fall off. I could make you fall in love with me and do whatever I say.
I am a Witch. I want your soul. Type in the comments “you can have my soul” And your soul will be mine.
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Mrs. Clean
This is not a GIF. It is an hour long video of this woman with OCD washing her ass in the same spot.
