Sexy selfie’s with strange stories.
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Message with selfie submission:
I am not the girl holding the phone. that is my friend.
Was my friend…
I like girls. she likes guys. I knew this.
One drunken night I confessed my love to her. The next day she had unfriended me on facebook and is ignoring my calls.
Major mistake.
For all you lesbians out there…
DO NOT HIT ON YOUR STRAIGHT FRIENDS!!!
They will hate you for it.
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Message with selfie submission:
Good day fuckos!
I am the twin with the pink phone.
Me and my sister like to party, get drunk, sniff a little coke and take naked pictures.
We have a question for you…
Who’s butt is butter?
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Message with selfie submission:
Hello TAB!
So I was drunk and horny at a satanist party.
I was like “I’d totally fuck Satan”
They’re like “We can Summon Satan”
Long story short. I get fucked by Satan in front of a room full of satanists
and now I’m pregnant with the son of Satan.
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Message with selfie submission:
Hey dick heads. Long time member of TAB. You guys suck. Anyways…
My mother always told me there are two ways to a mans heart.
Through his stomach and through his dick.
Since I can’t cook, I send my boyfriends selfie nudes like this one of me bent over showing my perfect little pussy and asshole. Enjoy!
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Message with selfie submission:
Good day you fucks. Probly dumb ugly fuck reading this.
Oh you mad now? I can make it all better.
Look at my perfect boob. Thats right. just one boob. A $5000 boob. $10,000 boob job. just one $5000 boob for you.
You fuck.
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Message with selfie submission:
Hey yall. I’m broke as fuck and need money.
I’m also a virgin. 18 years old.
Virginity auction starts now. highest bid wins. Go
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Message with selfie submission:
I am rich. When I was 13 my father opened a bank account for me with $100k in it. He told me his love for me was like this bank account he will never let it run out of money no matter how much I spend.
Your fathers love for you is also like your bank account. Father and love is not there and neither is the money.
Good day
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Message with selfie:
Hi TAB! I thought I’d send in a selfie and a message to all the ladies that might read this:
Here is how to be the best girlfriend in the whole wide world.
If fucking makes men happy. And having happy friends and family makes you happier. Then If I fuck my boyfriends friends and family he will be very very happy!
Just make sure they all wear condoms. You are welcome ladies.
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Message with selfie:
If I wanted to I could cast a spell on you that makes your dick fall off. I could make you fall in love with me and do whatever I say.
I am a Witch. I want your soul. Type in the comments “you can have my soul” And your soul will be mine.
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Message with selfie submission: Hi TAB! your website sucks!
I got my tits done.
Now I have big ass titties.
But I have a little ass.
I am in the gym doing squats all day but I still have tiny ass.
I feel like I might tip over off balance at times.
I really dont want to get a fake ass but might need one to balance out.
Any opinions?
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