Message with selfie submission: Hey fuckers. My hair is blue. Look at my pussy. that is all.
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selfie story: blue hair don’t care
Category: Selfie stories
Sexy selfie’s with strange stories.
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selfie story: Don’t say retarded
Message with selfie:
If you say I look retarded in this naked mirror selfie I WILL SUE YOU!
My Daddy says when I make this face I look retarded. That is illegal to say.
But hey. At least I have nice tits.
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selfie story. Little red riding whore
Message with selfie:
Hey TAB!
Here is my juicy little bare ass and a fantasy of mine.
Read the story Little red riding hood. Went to sleep. Had a strange dream.
I was little red Riding hood and the big bad wolf followed me home to my Grandmas house. But he was nice. We had some drinks and then HE ATE ME!
Ate my little pink teen pussy that is. And then he fucked me better than I could ever dream. And then he left. Woke up soaked through my panties.
WHAT A DREAM!
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selfie story. The whitest of trash
Message with selfie:
Here in the trailer park you are nothing without tits.
You can be the best dick sucker around but you still aint shit if you aint got them tits.
So I’m like.. Whats a girl gotta do to get some fake boobs around here?
Aint no man around here rich enough besides the damn landlord of the trailer park. and that mutha fucka’s a straight up pedo file (pronounced peedo file).
So how did I afford these lovely big fake boobs you see in this selfie?
I’m a bank robber!
Thats right!
Catch me if you can coppers.
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selfie story. I’m disappointed
Message with selfie:
I am a hooker.
But I only suck cock because my pussy is a black hole portal straight to hell.
I had to suck 1100 (that’s right, eleven hundred) cocks to save the money to buy these fake boobs.
And I should have gone way bigger.
Now I have to suck 1100 more to upgrade.
Please form a line fellows.
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selfie story. Part time blow job
Message with selfie:
Hey yall, thought I would share some nastiness.
Daddy caught my sucking my boyfriends dick last summer and cut me off from my allowance. Even took away my emergency credit card.
Told me I had to get a job.
Now I have all the money. He asks me where I am working and I told him I work at starbucks making coffee for snobs.
But in reality I became a backpage escort and I am sucking dick for money!
Thats right dad you turned your little girl into a dick sucking prostitute!
I hope you are happy.
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selfie story. Birthmark slut
Message with selfie:
Growing up it was easy to be a slut.
Here is my opening line:
“Hey wanna see my birthmark”?
And then I pull down my pants and show my sweet little ass to who ever is willing to look.
AND THAT IS EVERYONE!
p.s. your website sucks.
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selfie story. Maximum cleavage
Message with selfie:
You see my tits out.
You know what time it is!
Back before I had fake tits I was as flat as a board and slutty as a whore tryna make a dollar.
A loose fitting shirt and no bra was my payday!
Sitting on a mans lap letting him have a peak down your shirt at your little hard nipples on a skinny flat chest will get you almost anything you want. Almost better than having max cleavage with big ass titties. more innocent I guess.
THats the only thing I miss about having no tits.
Flat ladies use your loose fitting shirt magic and make them dollars.
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selfie story. Naked but non nude
Message with selfie:
My friend thinks I’m a whore for posting selfie pictures of my pussy online.
She sleeps over at my house one night and for fun I tell her I am about to snap a selfie of my pussy for the interwebs.
This is the result.
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selfie story. Peers through my window
Message with selfie:
The real Holly Peers here. Model, actress, super sexy celebrity.
I have to share this selfie story and theadultblog.com is obviously the only place worthy of it.
Did you know there is a fetish of peeking into someones window and spying on them undressing, masturbating or just doing normal activities? Continue reading selfie story. Peers through my window
