selfie story. Pepperoni pizza

topless pepperoni nipples selfie in car smiling blonde teen girl

Message with selfie:

Last year of high school (18 years old) I send my boyfriend this topless selfie.

Little do I know he really doesn’t give a fuck about me and shares the pic with all his friends. Continue reading selfie story. Pepperoni pizza

selfie story. Desi hate me?

desi indian topless teen selfie mirror bedroom picture

Message with selfie:

I have not seen any Indian girls send a selfie in yet so thought I would be the first. You are welcome.

I grew up in a very close and loving Desi Indian family. Continue reading selfie story. Desi hate me?

selfie story. Jennifer Lopez’s ass

jennifer lopez thong real ass selfie

Message with selfie:

Hello, I am Jennifer Lopez’s ass. I control J-lo and always have.

People think Jenny has the perfect butt, but in fact the perfect butt has Jenny.

Confused yet? Let me explain. Continue reading selfie story. Jennifer Lopez’s ass

selfie story. Real fake Alissa Violet

sexy youtuber alissa-violet naughty cat suit selfie

Message with selfie:

I am the real Alissa Violet. Youtube superstar.

Been a low key fan of this blog forever cause it makes me laugh. I know everyone will think this is a fake. So I can feel free to say whatever I want and no one will know its from the real me. lol. Continue reading selfie story. Real fake Alissa Violet

selfie story. Donald trump me

two slutty girls in underwear posing for selfie

Message with selfie:

After hearing Donald Trump talk about grabbing pussies it makes me so wet to think about a man just grabbing my cunt out of no where.

But don’t you ever do it because its sexual assault!

I am the one holding the camera.

Look at my panties.

My tight little pussy is under there. It’s so perfect. It’s so delicate.

Big strong man walks up and just grabs my snatch.

Just for a second.

My pussy explodes!

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Note added by theadultblog.com:

Don’t ever grab a pussy without permission, unless you are Donald Trump, who can do what ever the fuck he wants

selfie story. Tuck tuck goose

Message with selfie:

Warning! I pose like this because I have a dick tucked between my legs.

Its 2018, if you are not man enough to get your dick sucked by a boy with tits then get the fuck out of here. One trip to Thailand and a magical night with a lady boy could change your mind. But anyways… Continue reading selfie story. Tuck tuck goose

selfie story. All you have to do is ask

massive fake tits on ugly blonde milf selfie

Message with selfie:

I have a problem.

I can’t say no.

Anyone asks me for anything sexual, I not only say yes, but I insist it goes way further than need be. For example… Continue reading selfie story. All you have to do is ask

selfie story. Seat belt safety

topless seatbelt between boobs selfie in car

Message with selfie:

I know you see my seat belt strapped between my big tits in the car across from you. My seat belt tits are like an eye magnet when I’m driving.

So I thought I would share a selfie with my tits out, seat belt shoved between them so you don’t have to imagine what it would look like anymore.

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